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Mum Said No. Dad Said Yes. Kids T-Shirt

Sale price£35.00

For the tiny negotiator who always knows which parent to ask next.

Part of the Minor Mayhem slogan collection, this black children’s T-shirt pairs understated typography with unapologetic personality.

  • Black colourway with contrasting statement print
  • Unisex children’s fit
  • Designed in the UK

Slogan: MUM SAID NO. DAD SAID YES.

Please check the size guide before ordering.

Size:
Size Guide

Our tees are sized by age, but children are not. If you're between two sizes, size up — they grow into it faster than you'd like.

Sizes we make

3-4 · 5-6 · 7-8 years

Garment measurements

These are the measurements of the t-shirt itself, laid flat — not your child's body measurements. The easiest way to use them is to take a t-shirt your child already wears and likes the fit of, lay it flat, and measure it. Then match it to the closest row below.

Width is measured across the chest from armpit to armpit. Length is from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.

Size Chest width Length Sleeve
3-4 years 33 cm / 13” 42 cm / 16½” 11.4 cm / 4½”
5-6 years 35 cm / 13¾” 46 cm / 18⅛” 12.4 cm / 4⅞”
7-8 years 37 cm / 14⅝” 51.4 cm / 20¼” 14.6 cm / 5¾”

Measurements can vary by up to 2.5 cm (1”). That's normal for printed cotton and not a fault.

How it fits

A medium fit — not tight, not swamping. The fabric is pre-washed, so it won't shrink noticeably in the wash the way cheaper cotton does.

If your child is tall for their age, go up a size. If they're between sizes, go up. Nobody has ever complained about a slogan tee lasting an extra summer.

What it's made of

100% organic ring-spun combed cotton, 155 gsm. GOTS certified, OEKO-TEX certified, PETA-approved Vegan and Fair Wear accredited.

Looking after it

The print is the part that needs the care. Get these right and the tee outlasts the child.

  • Wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with a mild detergent and similar colours.
  • No fabric softener. This is the one nobody expects. Softener breaks down the print faster than anything else you can do to it.
  • Tumble dry low, or hang it up — hang-drying gives the print the longest life.
  • Don't iron the print. A cool iron on the inside is fine if you must. Directly on the lettering is how you lose it.
  • No dry cleaning, and non-chlorine bleach only, if it ever comes to that.

Still not sure?

Email us with your child's height and the size of something that currently fits them, and we'll tell you which one to order. We would rather do that than process a return.

100% Organic Cotton

Designed in England

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Machine Washable

Mum Said No. Dad Said Yes. Kids T-Shirt
Mum Said No. Dad Said Yes. Kids T-Shirt Sale price£35.00